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Ronip — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:16:05 CST

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5062 Things not to do

Ronip — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:01:28 CST

1.Don't get Horny with a Rhino
2 Don't hump a Hedgehog It hurts
3.call zidaine's mother
4. use 1 of our excuses (use them all)
5. read this page
6. join the team behind this website
7. xhvkbvhzxbjhb slam down on ur keyboard
8. be a goth
9. be a gay.
10. be the queen
11.call wayne rooney a softy
12.watch channel 5
13. be a man and wear make-up
14.be gillian maceath
15. paint ur nails
16. go up to 16 on a scale of things that u shouldent d0
17. make 17 things not 2 do
18.be a goat
19. like ainsley harriot
20. be a murmaid
21. like school
22. not like my chemical romance
23. not like tenacious d
24. to be Jade goody
25. to lose your verginity to bill gates
26. to be an armless tenis player
27. Don't call your son jermadgesty
28. Call gingers (coz theyr mint!!!)ther gay
29. Go up to a hardcore charver and say "wot you looking at !!!"
30. Be as low as 30th on the "things not to do" list
31. Invite a female stripper into a gay club
32. Play 'Ginger Alert' in a ginger haired peoples club
33. Tell hitler that your gay, have brown hair and brown eyes
34. Throw poo off a teacher
35. Don't eat yellow snow
36. Do not eat screwdrivers
37. Ask a Homosexual on a date
38. have a piggy back while having a stiffy
39. Eat 3 turds in under an hour.
40. Cuddle up with rabid angry wild dogs whilst having a poo.
41. Shave your hair with a lawnmoer.
42. Vist a starge land I just made up this second for this page ' Wellicoi Xia Zin Ping Pong Mong Vu'
43. Let a fat man with cheesey breath burp in your face as this will lower your life expectanncy by 25%
44. Shit in a ginger's face. They don't deserve poop in thier face, gingers are MINT!!!!!
45. Qwert around all day.
46. Stick your head up jade goody's arse. Urgh!!!
47. 1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ Press all key on yer keybord that make text in order.
48. 'Yo Miss! Eat ma P**s' Write that on yer home work.
49. Get blonde tips like a charver, ARFMASTER!!!
50. invite an elephant round and say would u mnd playing our ivory piano?
51. ask this question in the middle of a lesson " what exactly is a gay?"
52. in a drama lesson go "to be a wanker or not to be a wanker that is the question"
53. Pretend U R a loonatic and run naked chewing a lawyer around the city shounting ' DOODOO-CA-CA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. Don't be a half american/half irish/half chineese fat as a blimp maths teacher.
55. Ask jamie oliver for a lap dance
56.Dont read the smallprint it hurts your eyes
57. Attempt to suck your wiener with a full blader.
58. Pull ypur face of with a wisk.
59. Have a big meal, go to the toilet for a num.2, then say say "Mummy, I've found a big brown boeing 747 fusalage in the toilet."
60. Hate this website.
61. have 5062 things not to do
62. poke a badger with a spoon
63. Click on this linkCLICK ME AND GO 2 A WIERD SITE
64. do all 64 things we have just explained to you
65. be called lost pirate
66. be a ginger in hell beacause you will look bald
67. have blonde tips put in if your a blonde
68.be dutch
69. shave your pubes off with a lownmower.
70. be a russian in a sushi bar
71. Listen to Lost Pirate's grammar lessons.
72. go into jamie olivers resturant and ask or fish n chips
73. live in EARLING, SLOUGH. ( lost pirate lives there!!!!!!)
74. Go up to Jamie Oliver adba say, "Your Korean Meat Balls really are the dog's bollocks.
75. Snog Jamie Oliver.
76. Hate this page.
77. Wank so hard that your penis comes of and blood and spunk go all over the place.
78. Be Arfmaster.
79. Ignore 78.
80. Get you head stuck in a blondes fanny whilst having a face of Michael Jackson with a baby tattooed on you ass.
81. Ignore 79.
82. Chop off your penis.
83. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!
84. Get so drunk, you think your arfmaster.
85. Inhale a dry salty cheesy fanny fart.
86. Don't call yourself xxx(yourname/screenname)xxx on a website, it's so fucking annoyin.
87. Call you self sexy(yourname/screenname) on a website, it's worse than the result if Ozzy Osbourne was bitch slaped a nightclub with 11 pints down him and one vodka.
88. Hate me!!!
89. Hate the Simpsons.
90. Say, "Oooh, look, 90, it's only ten away from 100.
91. Die, coz' you realy wouldn't want that, unless your suicidal, and even then, don't do it, It HURTS!!!
92. Marry a half pig half MP3 player.
93. Be only 13, be a girl, have a moustache, and be called Tori Web.
94. Say grace in brinary code.
95. Fall of a cliff withoust saftey precations, it realy hurts!!!
96. Make sweet love to a fax machine, but whilst doing so, it means your cheating on your wife,
who is incidenalty, your computers C-Drive.
97. Make jokes about this page that aren't supportive.
98. Hate Led Zeppelin.
99. Yey, 99!!!

HellBeast6's Animations

Ronip — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:04:28 CST

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Home

rockoutboy — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:01:12 CDT

news

we will post new news here wen it happens

brand spanking new blog!!!!

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WELCOME to arfmaster.wetpaint

i took a day you die test for arfmaster and he is going to die at 34

this site wos created mainly to waste peoples time
woofmaster and arfmaster is copyrighted so dinnit try 2 tak me name
ABOUT ME is links

By the way...INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!!! We value all your visits!

we are proud to announce we are the 378 out of 216,558 best wetpaint site in the world!!

Arfmaster's real name is Sean, here is a fact I got of factorize.

my artwork/animations/games by arfmaster

arfmaster — Mon, 28 May 2007 20:45:07 CDT

oioi hell beast six this is "BY ARFMASTER" anyone caught breaking that rule will be demoted.ROCKOUTBOY.

i never made this, but its mint

blog

arfmaster — Mon, 28 May 2007 20:30:43 CDT

soz bout tha very very massive gap between this blog and tha last halfinished one.not been doin much but i hav set up a utube account. its called POWERHOUSE62. i jus seen this dude called maxdad on it and dude he really rocks. hes bout 5 or 6 or 7 and he can play tha whole of bloody stairway to heaven by led zep!!! even tha mint solo on eletric!! i guarentee hell b massive guitarist. i only jus seen him and i putting him up to jimi hendrix or led zep and brian may. ive been to hot rats alot 2 get some badges. wow. i will put som nw animations on here i just hav had alot of homework Lately and ive been in couple of fights and deteions. tha guy who i last fighted or fought or wotever wos in a bitch fit.BLOODY HELL he wos in such a rage. i still rember his face.this is still tha worlds best site and im going to really cleen this website up.

btw i hav a last.fm account for me band wer'e called NUL N VOIDwe havent got anythin on it yet but we have rote a couple of songs.

heres tha solo of maxdads stairway to heaven

fact a day

Ronip — Sun, 20 May 2007 09:05:49 CDT

Hi this is the ginger fact master bringing you facts every day (exept for weekends!)!!! If you have any interesting facts that you would like to share with us the please leave them in a comment at the bottom. Thankyou!!!

this is the longest word in the world in the english dictonary

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM

Arfmasters real name is Sean, here is fact about Sean;

BET YOU DON'T HEAR THAT ONE EVERY DAY!!!

The Pie Page

long_haired_dood — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:55:44 CST

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Pie recipies
Beef pie:

You need:
Pastry 1pack
Pre cooked beef 1 thing
Gravy 1 cup

Lay some of the pastry on the bottom of a pie tin.
Blend the pre cooked beef into a semi hard soup type texture.
Pour the soup type thing into the pastry dish.
Put the rest of the pastry on top of the dish
And cook untill the top is golden brown.

you've made pie.

you need:
a ready made pie

1. shuve it in ur gob
u've eaten pie.

homework excuses

arfmaster — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:11:09 CST

I think I'll use some of these the next time I forgot my homework!

1. The press secretary called and asked me to rework the prime minister's speech on economic affairs. Do I get extra credit?
2. My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
3. I'm stockpiling for the millennium.
4. I figured I'd learned everything I could about existentialism from last night's episode of corry
5. I was ridding the world of evil spirits.
6. Homework?! Ha! I'm living La Vida Loca!
7. Oooh, cramps... (only effective with male teachers and if you are a gal...duh)
8. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in nursery
9. Not only did I complete my paper, but it was so good that I submitted it to The daily telegraph for publication. Unfortunately, the original manuscript won't be returned for another several weeks. Sorry!
10. A radiation leak from our microwave mutated my bread mold project, and the spores escaped into our backyard and totally consumed Buttons, our prize Shar-Pei. My homework ate my dog!
11. My cat had an identity crisis and ate it!
12. The Y2K bug ate it.
13. My parents couldn't finish it, so they took it to work to get some help.
14. With all the suffering in the Third World, how can you even think of something as insignificant as homework!?
15. In the spirit of environmental awareness and for the sake of the trees, don't you think we should do without it?
16. My lawyer is advising me to say, "No comment," regarding the whereabouts of my alleged homework at this point in time.
17. I'm still translating it from Klingon.
18. My little brother used my Encarta CD-ROM as a teething ring.
19. While researching the assignment on the Internet, I ended up taking my Web site public for $50 million, so go ahead and give me an F.
20. Some guy in line for Phantom Menace made an origami pod racer out of it.
21. My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
22. My grandmother sat on my laptop.
23. I fed it to Jar Jar Binks, hoping it would kill him.
24. I'm afraid you'll have to define "dog", "ate", and "homework".
25. Well, like, y'know, I stayed at Muffy's last night, and, like, of course we did our homework first, y'know, and then we like, took a ride in her Daddy's new Lexus, and then, like, the homework had to, like, still be at her house, which is in like, a very cool part of town, but anyways after the movie, and then after we, like, left Jason's house, oh he's so cute, anyway we then like... Hey, that's not fair! I haven't, like, finished telling you what happened yet!
26. I have unresolved issues, reclusive tendencies, cannot relate to authority, and besides, it violates my constitutional rights.
27. My hard drive went all, like, whatever on me.
28. Sorry, I was in a Backstreet Boys-induced coma and couldn't think straight.
29. According to the ancient art of feng shui, my desk was creating a negative energy space... so I ditched it.
30. "Yo quiero math extension."
31. Its against my religion to do any homework.
32. I plead the 5th.
33. Talk and Talk about nothing until your teacher says "Forget it!"
34. Tony Blair ate it
35. Jamie Oliver used it as toilet paper
37. Me pet crapped on it then ate it
38. i was too busy with u in the cupboard, sir
39. i was with micheal jackson(do the moonwalk)
40.it sprouted legs and walked off
41. i was too busy hijacking msn.com
42. i was too busy makin 42 diffreent homework excuses
43. My blind Grandmother Shagged it
44. The Female stripper I invited to my house took it as compensation
45. Me speak no english
46. I made it into fake £10 notes for the mafia
47. I let bill gates have it, its the closest thing to a woman as he's had
48. I was visiting Iraq on saterday, and, wel you know, I think you can figure out what happens next.
49. Twas smitted by God!!!
50. Burned it in a farthers for justice apeal.
51. It died.
52. It was taken into the virtual world.
53. Sold it for pancakes.
54.I had too much pi and got ill.
55.My goldfish ran out of toilet paper and the only thing I had left was my homework.
56.An ant ate my house and tomorrow it's coming back for the school.
57.I was doing it in the toilet suffering from chric diahorea and ran out of toilet paper so i used the sheet, do you want to see some evidence?
59.I put it on my memory stick and ate it.URGHHHH,I think I'm getting it back, can I go to the toilet!
60.When the teacher says "homework?" u say "no thanks ive just had lunch"
61.My fish decided to do it and got it all wet.
62.I's on a soon to be closed website.
63.I felt sorry for my calculator and gave it the day off.
64. I was suffering from mass bloodloss and used it to wipe up all the blood.
65.I've got gum! and it's spearmint!
66.I ate it.
67.I locked it in a plasma cage and cut my hands off so even if it was out i can't do it.
68.My dog tried it and died of a hard sum enduced heart attack.So i attended its funeral for the rest of the week.
69. i wos ceebrating scottish fings so i attempted it and then i compleated it on a piece of tartan paper and a charver nicked off with it thinking it was burberry

P.E Kit excuses

arfmaster — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:38:07 CST

1. Me Dog Pissed on it
2. My Dad used it to clean up his Spunk
3. I was too busy making a list of P.E kit excuses
4. i accedently missed the toilet............
5. It was abducted by aliens
6. It was abducted by martians
7. It was abducted by Canadians
8. My cats fat and uses it as her basket.
9. Fell down a well.
10. It was nicked by a gay french peson.
11. a prev stole it.
12. A bengal tiger jumped from behind a bush and attempted to savagly maul me, so I fed it my kit in a despararte attempt to escape.
13. It died
14. i'll tell you the truth,sir. i reely hate yo so i have deciedded not to do it
15. I did'nt wont to do it because all p.e teachers r pedos!!!
16. i did it on a piece of tartan paper and a charv nicked it cos he thught it wos burberry

videos

Ronip — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:01:12 CST

Animations

HellBeast6 — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:31:42 CST

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Other Animations

Ronip — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:38:18 CST

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Art Warehouse

arfmaster — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:55:36 CST

This a place I thought may be a good page 2 make so that any member of this website ca put on picture of some sort on. Ronip.

This can be used as a wallpaper as it is 1280 by 1024px.Rockoutboy.

PS2 Cheats

Ronip — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:27:25 CST

Cheats for 'Mass Knife Murder'

Enter at code menu

alltostab= all knifes exept the 'Glacial Ex' at inventory safehouse.
knifenbeast= 'Glacial Ex' at safehouse inventory
rallyracinknife= spawns a 'Satakusu Inferno Rally Car'.
iizadrunk= instantly put you under the influnce of alcohol.
cryo= ice pick
gimedafighter= spawns ' JFHB Hell Bird'

You may not know these are cheats for a game which dosen't exist, but the cheats sound real enough. Comment if U agree.

poll

arfmaster — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:37:52 CST

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my animations

rockoutboy — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:29:01 CST

we(me and my pet egg) at arfmaster are now proud to have a resindent animator, rockoutboy
i'll now pass over 2 rockoutboy
Right i've decided to put sum mint animations on here

CARROT MAN

animations by rockout boy

arfmaster — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:31:50 CST

this is arfmasters page 4 arfmasters animations
i only just started so they will be crap

worlds best site!!! - Recently Updated Pages

about the team

Polls

5062 Things not to do

HellBeast6's Animations

Home

news

brand spanking new blog!!!!

this is the home page of arfmaster as u would no me from deviantart

WELCOME to arfmaster.wetpaint i took a day you die test for arfmaster and he is going to die at 34

my artwork/animations/games by arfmaster

blog

fact a day

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The Pie Page

homework excuses

P.E Kit excuses

videos

Animations

Other Animations

Art Warehouse

PS2 Cheats

poll

my animations

animations by rockout boy

WELCOME to arfmaster.wetpaint

i took a day you die test for arfmaster and he is going to die at 34