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	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Feb 23 2007, 8:11 AM EST	arfmaster	edit	32 words added
Change: attended its funeral for the rest of the week.69. i wos ceebrating scottish fings so i attempted it and then i compleated it on a piece of tartan paper and a charver nicked off with it thinking it was burberry View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1014)
	Jan 30 2007, 2:41 PM EST	rockoutboy	edit	54 words added
Change: spearmint!66.I ate it.67.I locked it in a plasma cage and cut my hands off so even if it was out i can't do it.68.My dog tried it and died of a hard sum enduced heart attack.So i attended its funeral for the rest of the week. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 982)
	Jan 27 2007, 10:52 AM EST	Ronip	edit	17 words added 1 word deleted
Change: lunch"61.My fish decided to do it and got it all wet.62.I's on a soon to be closed website.63I63.I felt sorry for my calculator and gave it the day off.64. I was suffering from mass bloodloss and used it to wipe up all the blood. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 920)
	Jan 27 2007, 3:18 AM EST	rockoutboy	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 903)
	Jan 27 2007, 2:51 AM EST	rockoutboy	edit	44 words added
Change: to the toilet!60.When the teacher says "homework?" u say "no thanks ive just had lunch"61.My fish decided to do it and got it all wet.62.I's on a soon to be closed website.63I felt sorry for my calculator and gave it the day off. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 903)
	Jan 26 2007, 1:25 PM EST	rockoutboy	edit	88 words added
Change: 57.I was doing it in the toilet suffering from chric diahorea and ran out of toilet paper so i used the sheet, do you want to see some evidence?59.I put it on my memory stick and ate it.URGHHHH,I think I'm getting it back, can I go to the toilet! View changes from previous version. (Word count: 855)
	Jan 25 2007, 12:47 PM EST	Ronip	edit	16 words added
Change: 48. I was visiting Iraq on saterday, and, wel you know, I think you can figure out what happens next. 49. Twas smitted by God!!!50. Burned it in a farthers for justice apeal.51. It died.52. It was taken into the virtual world. 53. Sold it for pancakes. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 758)
	Jan 25 2007, 12:36 PM EST	Ronip	edit	14 words added
Change: closest thing to a woman as he's had48. I was visiting Iraq on saterday, and, wel you know, I think you can figure out what happens next. 49. Twas smitted by God!!!50. Burned it in a farthers for justice apeal. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 742)
	Jan 25 2007, 12:22 PM EST	Ronip	edit	20 words added
Change: english46. I made it into fake £10 notes for the mafia47. I let bill gates have it, its the closest thing to a woman as he's had48. I was visiting Iraq on saterday, and, wel you know, I think you can figure out what happens next. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 728)
	Jan 24 2007, 12:05 PM EST	Arfmasterapprentis	edit	33 words added
Change: Shagged it44. The Female stripper I invited to my house took it as compensation45. Me speak no english46. I made it into fake £10 notes for the mafia47. I let bill gates have it, its the closest thing to a woman as he's had View changes from previous version. (Word count: 708)
	Jan 24 2007, 11:32 AM EST	HellBeast6	edit	19 words added
Change: 39. i was with micheal jackson(do the moonwalk)40.it sprouted legs and walked off41. i was too busy hijacking msn.com42. i was too busy makin 42 diffreent homework excuses43. My blind Grandmother Shagged it44. The Female stripper I invited to my house took it as compensation View changes from previous version. (Word count: 674)
	Jan 23 2007, 3:52 PM EST	arfmaster	edit	42 words added
Change: it then ate it38. i was too busy with u in the cupboard, sir39. i was with micheal jackson(do the moonwalk)40.it sprouted legs and walked off41. i was too busy hijacking msn.com42. i was too busy makin 42 diffreent homework excuses View changes from previous version. (Word count: 655)
	Jan 22 2007, 2:56 PM EST	HellBeast6	edit	13 words added 4 words deleted
Change: to do any homework.32. I plead the 5th. 33. Talk and Talk about nothing until your teacher says "Forget it!"34. Tony Blair ate it35. MyJamie ManOliver used it as atoilet paper37. Me pet crapped on it then ate tamponit View changes from previous version. (Word count: 610)
	Jan 22 2007, 2:48 PM EST	HellBeast6	edit	13 words added
Change: I ditched it.30. "Yo quiero math extension." 31. Its against my religion to do any homework.32. I plead the 5th. 33. Talk and Talk about nothing until your teacher says "Forget it!"34. Tony Blair ate it35. My Man used it as a tampon View changes from previous version. (Word count: 601)
	Jan 16 2007, 2:11 PM EST	arfmaster	edit	6 words added 6 words deleted
Change: Dawson's Creek. corry5. I was ridding the world of evil spirits. 6. Homework?! Ha! I'm living La Vida Loca! 7. Oooh, cramps... (only effective with male teachers and if you are a gal...duh)8. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. nursery9. Not View changes from previous version. (Word count: 588)
	Jan 16 2007, 2:08 PM EST	arfmaster	edit	562 words added
Change: 25. Well, like, y'know, I stayed at Muffy's last night, and, like, of course we did our homework first, y'know, and then we like, took View changes from previous version. (Word count: 589)
	Jan 16 2007, 2:07 PM EST	arfmaster	create	No content added or deleted.
Change: Created by arfmaster Jan 16 2007, 2:07 PM EST for: no reason given

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