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I think I'll use some of these the next time I forgot my homework!
1. The press secretary called and asked me to rework the prime minister's speech on economic affairs. Do I get extra credit?
2. My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
3. I'm stockpiling for the millennium.
4. I figured I'd learned everything I could about existentialism from last night's episode of corry
5. I was ridding the world of evil spirits.
6. Homework?! Ha! I'm living La Vida Loca!
7. Oooh, cramps... (only effective with male teachers and if you are a gal...duh)
8. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in nursery
9. Not only did I complete my paper, but it was so good that I submitted it to The daily telegraph for publication. Unfortunately, the original manuscript won't be returned for another several weeks. Sorry!
10. A radiation leak from our microwave mutated my bread mold project, and the spores escaped into our backyard and totally consumed Buttons, our prize Shar-Pei. My homework ate my dog!
11. My cat had an identity crisis and ate it!
12. The Y2K bug ate it.
13. My parents couldn't finish it, so they took it to work to get some help.
14. With all the suffering in the Third World, how can you even think of something as insignificant as homework!?
15. In the spirit of environmental awareness and for the sake of the trees, don't you think we should do without it?
16. My lawyer is advising me to say, "No comment," regarding the whereabouts of my alleged homework at this point in time.
17. I'm still translating it from Klingon.
18. My little brother used my Encarta CD-ROM as a teething ring.
19. While researching the assignment on the Internet, I ended up taking my Web site public for $50 million, so go ahead and give me an F.
20. Some guy in line for Phantom Menace made an origami pod racer out of it.
21. My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
22. My grandmother sat on my laptop.
23. I fed it to Jar Jar Binks, hoping it would kill him.
24. I'm afraid you'll have to define "dog", "ate", and "homework".
25. Well, like, y'know, I stayed at Muffy's last night, and, like, of course we did our homework first, y'know, and then we like, took a ride in her Daddy's new Lexus, and then, like, the homework had to, like, still be at her house, which is in like, a very cool part of town, but anyways after the movie, and then after we, like, left Jason's house, oh he's so cute, anyway we then like... Hey, that's not fair! I haven't, like, finished telling you what happened yet!
26. I have unresolved issues, reclusive tendencies, cannot relate to authority, and besides, it violates my constitutional rights.
27. My hard drive went all, like, whatever on me.
28. Sorry, I was in a Backstreet Boys-induced coma and couldn't think straight.
29. According to the ancient art of feng shui, my desk was creating a negative energy space... so I ditched it.
30. "Yo quiero math extension."
31. Its against my religion to do any homework.
32. I plead the 5th.
33. Talk and Talk about nothing until your teacher says "Forget it!"
34. Tony Blair ate it
35. Jamie Oliver used it as toilet paper
37. Me pet crapped on it then ate it
38. i was too busy with u in the cupboard, sir
39. i was with micheal jackson(do the moonwalk)
40.it sprouted legs and walked off
41. i was too busy hijacking msn.com
42. i was too busy makin 42 diffreent homework excuses
43. My blind Grandmother Shagged it
44. The Female stripper I invited to my house took it as compensation
45. Me speak no english
46. I made it into fake £10 notes for the mafia
47. I let bill gates have it, its the closest thing to a woman as he's had
48. I was visiting Iraq on saterday, and, wel you know, I think you can figure out what happens next.
49. Twas smitted by God!!!
50. Burned it in a farthers for justice apeal.
51. It died.
52. It was taken into the virtual world.
53. Sold it for pancakes.
54.I had too much pi and got ill.
55.My goldfish ran out of toilet paper and the only thing I had left was my homework.
56.An ant ate my house and tomorrow it's coming back for the school.
57.I was doing it in the toilet suffering from chric diahorea and ran out of toilet paper so i used the sheet, do you want to see some evidence?
59.I put it on my memory stick and ate it.URGHHHH,I think I'm getting it back, can I go to the toilet!
60.When the teacher says "homework?" u say "no thanks ive just had lunch"
61.My fish decided to do it and got it all wet.
62.I's on a soon to be closed website.
63.I felt sorry for my calculator and gave it the day off.
64. I was suffering from mass bloodloss and used it to wipe up all the blood.
65.I've got gum! and it's spearmint!
66.I ate it.
67.I locked it in a plasma cage and cut my hands off so even if it was out i can't do it.
68.My dog tried it and died of a hard sum enduced heart attack.So i attended its funeral for the rest of the week.
69. i wos ceebrating scottish fings so i attempted it and then i compleated it on a piece of tartan paper and a charver nicked off with it thinking it was burberry
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| indorian | pl. look at this site . wide scope of excuses | 0 | Aug 15 2007, 7:26 AM EDT by indorian | ||
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| lost_pirate | hahahahahahaha | 0 | Feb 6 2007, 3:55 PM EST by lost_pirate | ||
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i like this one i was too busy with u in the cupboard, sir but it wouldnt work anyway if you want an excuse to get longer time to do it on the day it neds to be handed in and th teacher asks for it you go "oh i'll just go get it" then rumage through your bag for a while then look at your teacher and go "i'm soo sorry but i've lost it..i'm certain i put it in" then you will have an extra day or so to do it...it works i do it all the time .....or you could always just pretend your deaf for the day and then you can't hear her to give it to her
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