1. Me Dog Pissed on it
2. My Dad used it to clean up his Spunk
3. I was too busy making a list of P.E kit excuses
4. i accedently missed the toilet............
5. It was abducted by aliens
6. It was abducted by martians
7. It was abducted by Canadians
8. My cats fat and uses it as her basket.
9. Fell down a well.
10. It was nicked by a gay french peson.
11. a prev stole it.
12. A bengal tiger jumped from behind a bush and attempted to savagly maul me, so I fed it my kit in a despararte attempt to escape.
13. It died
14. i'll tell you the truth,sir. i reely hate yo so i have deciedded not to do it
15. I did'nt wont to do it because all p.e teachers r pedos!!!
16. i did it on a piece of tartan paper and a charv nicked it cos he thught it wos burberry