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| Dec 13 2007, 6:01 PM EST (current) | Ronip | 100 words added |
| Jun 17 2007, 10:55 AM EDT | Ronip | 114 words added |
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1.Don't get Horny with a Rhino
2 Don't hump a Hedgehog It hurts
3.call zidaine's mother
4. use 1 of our excuses (use them all)
5. read this page
6. join the team behind this website
7. xhvkbvhzxbjhb slam down on ur keyboard
8. be a goth
9. be a gay.
10. be the queen
11.call wayne rooney a softy
12.watch channel 5
13. be a man and wear make-up
14.be gillian maceath
15. paint ur nails
16. go up to 16 on a scale of things that u shouldent d0
17. make 17 things not 2 do
18.be a goat
19. like ainsley harriot
20. be a murmaid
21. like school
22. not like my chemical romance
23. not like tenacious d
24. to be Jade goody
25. to lose your verginity to bill gates
26. to be an armless tenis player
27. Don't call your son jermadgesty
28. Call gingers (coz theyr mint!!!)ther gay
29. Go up to a hardcore charver and say "wot you looking at !!!"
30. Be as low as 30th on the "things not to do" list
31. Invite a female stripper into a gay club
32. Play 'Ginger Alert' in a ginger haired peoples club
33. Tell hitler that your gay, have brown hair and brown eyes
34. Throw poo off a teacher
35. Don't eat yellow snow
36. Do not eat screwdrivers
37. Ask a Homosexual on a date
38. have a piggy back while having a stiffy
39. Eat 3 turds in under an hour.
40. Cuddle up with rabid angry wild dogs whilst having a poo.
41. Shave your hair with a lawnmoer.
42. Vist a starge land I just made up this second for this page ' Wellicoi Xia Zin Ping Pong Mong Vu'
43. Let a fat man with cheesey breath burp in your face as this will lower your life expectanncy by 25%
44. Shit in a ginger's face. They don't deserve poop in thier face, gingers are MINT!!!!!
45. Qwert around all day.
46. Stick your head up jade goody's arse. Urgh!!!
47. 1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ Press all key on yer keybord that make text in order.
48. 'Yo Miss! Eat ma P**s' Write that on yer home work.
49. Get blonde tips like a charver, ARFMASTER!!!
50. invite an elephant round and say would u mnd playing our ivory piano?
51. ask this question in the middle of a lesson " what exactly is a gay?"
52. in a drama lesson go "to be a wanker or not to be a wanker that is the question"
53. Pretend U R a loonatic and run naked chewing a lawyer around the city shounting ' DOODOO-CA-CA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. Don't be a half american/half irish/half chineese fat as a blimp maths teacher.
55. Ask jamie oliver for a lap dance
56.Dont read the smallprint it hurts your eyes
57. Attempt to suck your wiener with a full blader.
58. Pull ypur face of with a wisk.
59. Have a big meal, go to the toilet for a num.2, then say say "Mummy, I've found a big brown boeing 747 fusalage in the toilet."
60. Hate this website.
61. have 5062 things not to do
62. poke a badger with a spoon
63. Click on this linkCLICK ME AND GO 2 A WIERD SITE
64. do all 64 things we have just explained to you
65. be called lost pirate
66. be a ginger in hell beacause you will look bald
67. have blonde tips put in if your a blonde
68.be dutch
69. shave your pubes off with a lownmower.
70. be a russian in a sushi bar
71. Listen to Lost Pirate's grammar lessons.
72. go into jamie olivers resturant and ask or fish n chips
73. live in EARLING, SLOUGH. ( lost pirate lives there!!!!!!)
74. Go up to Jamie Oliver adba say, "Your Korean Meat Balls really are the dog's bollocks.
75. Snog Jamie Oliver.
76. Hate this page.
77. Wank so hard that your penis comes of and blood and spunk go all over the place.
78. Be Arfmaster.
79. Ignore 78.
80. Get you head stuck in a blondes fanny whilst having a face of Michael Jackson with a baby tattooed on you ass.
81. Ignore 79.
82. Chop off your penis.
83. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!
84. Get so drunk, you think your arfmaster.
85. Inhale a dry salty cheesy fanny fart.
86. Don't call yourself xxx(yourname/screenname)xxx on a website, it's so fucking annoyin.
87. Call you self sexy(yourname/screenname) on a website, it's worse than the result if Ozzy Osbourne was bitch slaped a nightclub with 11 pints down him and one vodka.
88. Hate me!!!
89. Hate the Simpsons.
90. Say, "Oooh, look, 90, it's only ten away from 100.
91. Die, coz' you realy wouldn't want that, unless your suicidal, and even then, don't do it, It HURTS!!!
92. Marry a half pig half MP3 player.
93. Be only 13, be a girl, have a moustache, and be called Tori Web.
94. Say grace in brinary code.
95. Fall of a cliff withoust saftey precations, it realy hurts!!!
96. Make sweet love to a fax machine, but whilst doing so, it means your cheating on your wife,
who is incidenalty, your computers C-Drive.
97. Make jokes about this page that aren't supportive.
98. Hate Led Zeppelin.
99. Yey, 99!!!
2 Don't hump a Hedgehog It hurts
3.call zidaine's mother
4. use 1 of our excuses (use them all)
5. read this page
6. join the team behind this website
7. xhvkbvhzxbjhb slam down on ur keyboard
8. be a goth
9. be a gay.
10. be the queen
11.call wayne rooney a softy
12.watch channel 5
13. be a man and wear make-up
14.be gillian maceath
15. paint ur nails
16. go up to 16 on a scale of things that u shouldent d0
17. make 17 things not 2 do
18.be a goat
19. like ainsley harriot
20. be a murmaid
21. like school
22. not like my chemical romance
23. not like tenacious d
24. to be Jade goody
25. to lose your verginity to bill gates
26. to be an armless tenis player
27. Don't call your son jermadgesty
28. Call gingers (coz theyr mint!!!)ther gay
29. Go up to a hardcore charver and say "wot you looking at !!!"
30. Be as low as 30th on the "things not to do" list
31. Invite a female stripper into a gay club
32. Play 'Ginger Alert' in a ginger haired peoples club
33. Tell hitler that your gay, have brown hair and brown eyes
34. Throw poo off a teacher
35. Don't eat yellow snow
36. Do not eat screwdrivers
37. Ask a Homosexual on a date
38. have a piggy back while having a stiffy
39. Eat 3 turds in under an hour.
40. Cuddle up with rabid angry wild dogs whilst having a poo.
41. Shave your hair with a lawnmoer.
42. Vist a starge land I just made up this second for this page ' Wellicoi Xia Zin Ping Pong Mong Vu'
43. Let a fat man with cheesey breath burp in your face as this will lower your life expectanncy by 25%
44. Shit in a ginger's face. They don't deserve poop in thier face, gingers are MINT!!!!!
45. Qwert around all day.
46. Stick your head up jade goody's arse. Urgh!!!
47. 1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./ Press all key on yer keybord that make text in order.
48. 'Yo Miss! Eat ma P**s' Write that on yer home work.
49. Get blonde tips like a charver, ARFMASTER!!!
50. invite an elephant round and say would u mnd playing our ivory piano?
51. ask this question in the middle of a lesson " what exactly is a gay?"
52. in a drama lesson go "to be a wanker or not to be a wanker that is the question"
53. Pretend U R a loonatic and run naked chewing a lawyer around the city shounting ' DOODOO-CA-CA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. Don't be a half american/half irish/half chineese fat as a blimp maths teacher.
55. Ask jamie oliver for a lap dance
56.Dont read the smallprint it hurts your eyes
57. Attempt to suck your wiener with a full blader.
58. Pull ypur face of with a wisk.
59. Have a big meal, go to the toilet for a num.2, then say say "Mummy, I've found a big brown boeing 747 fusalage in the toilet."
60. Hate this website.
61. have 5062 things not to do
62. poke a badger with a spoon
63. Click on this linkCLICK ME AND GO 2 A WIERD SITE
64. do all 64 things we have just explained to you
65. be called lost pirate
66. be a ginger in hell beacause you will look bald
67. have blonde tips put in if your a blonde
68.be dutch
69. shave your pubes off with a lownmower.
70. be a russian in a sushi bar
71. Listen to Lost Pirate's grammar lessons.
72. go into jamie olivers resturant and ask or fish n chips
73. live in EARLING, SLOUGH. ( lost pirate lives there!!!!!!)
74. Go up to Jamie Oliver adba say, "Your Korean Meat Balls really are the dog's bollocks.
75. Snog Jamie Oliver.
76. Hate this page.
77. Wank so hard that your penis comes of and blood and spunk go all over the place.
78. Be Arfmaster.
79. Ignore 78.
80. Get you head stuck in a blondes fanny whilst having a face of Michael Jackson with a baby tattooed on you ass.
81. Ignore 79.
82. Chop off your penis.
83. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!
84. Get so drunk, you think your arfmaster.
85. Inhale a dry salty cheesy fanny fart.
86. Don't call yourself xxx(yourname/screenname)xxx on a website, it's so fucking annoyin.
87. Call you self sexy(yourname/screenname) on a website, it's worse than the result if Ozzy Osbourne was bitch slaped a nightclub with 11 pints down him and one vodka.
88. Hate me!!!
89. Hate the Simpsons.
90. Say, "Oooh, look, 90, it's only ten away from 100.
91. Die, coz' you realy wouldn't want that, unless your suicidal, and even then, don't do it, It HURTS!!!
92. Marry a half pig half MP3 player.
93. Be only 13, be a girl, have a moustache, and be called Tori Web.
94. Say grace in brinary code.
95. Fall of a cliff withoust saftey precations, it realy hurts!!!
96. Make sweet love to a fax machine, but whilst doing so, it means your cheating on your wife,
who is incidenalty, your computers C-Drive.
97. Make jokes about this page that aren't supportive.
98. Hate Led Zeppelin.
99. Yey, 99!!!
